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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

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harrystylesdildo:

fugrats:

people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her

That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.

harrystylesdildo:

fugrats:

people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her

That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.

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thirtsy:

it must take some serious bravery to get ur nipples pierced

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alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

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e-n-o-n:

Luigi: “I’m just saying Mario maybe Princess Peach is getting Kidnapped on Purp-“
Mario: “NIGGA SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT DUMBASS SHIT! I knew it was dumb the second yo slim ass face started to move. What bitch you know get kidnapped 18 times ON PURPOSE, Luigi? Nigga drive this muthafuckn car talkn like a bitch, nigga you killn my muthafuckn vibe! *smacks hat* and fuck yo hat, nigga”

e-n-o-n:

Luigi: “I’m just saying Mario maybe Princess Peach is getting Kidnapped on Purp-“

Mario: “NIGGA SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT DUMBASS SHIT! I knew it was dumb the second yo slim ass face started to move. What bitch you know get kidnapped 18 times ON PURPOSE, Luigi? Nigga drive this muthafuckn car talkn like a bitch, nigga you killn my muthafuckn vibe! *smacks hat* and fuck yo hat, nigga”

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fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

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drakefanclub:

whoever made these is going to jail. i aint playin games here

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"I like messy people; people who don’t fit in a box or stay between the lines, but whose integrity is greater than any rule book and whose loyalty is stronger than blood."

- Jim Wern  (via dahlia—noir)

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fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

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"I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time."

- Banksy (via mbockibok)

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adorability:

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

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